The Free As Fuck

1 ~ Take the glass you inherited from old Josée

2 ~ Shoot as many ice cubes as possible

3 ~ Add 1.5 cl of fresh lime juice

4 ~ Adds 6 cl of Surprise MotherFucker!

5 ~ Fill with the Cola of your choice (we're not politicized, take the one you want)

6 ~ Decorate with as much love as your mother for her favorite child's (your brother's) birthday.

7 ~ Give it to your friend, start again.